oh bother

"who," you ask, "is the only rapper out with a hairline slanted as fox news?" i'm here to tell you that you need look no further than puget sound pound for pound most self-renowned rapster lazerbeam
as far as i can tell after reading up on this guy in my daily proof perusal, bammer beam spends some time and records his music in tacoma, but ventures north to seattle to slang cds to a potentially larger audience and take advantage of the increased value of the plot of development land between his eyes and his laughro. god knows he could afford to press up more albums if he would swallow his pride and install a solar panel on that kingdome scale model he calls a forehead. if he had dizzie rascal's accent they might use that projector screen as an auxiliary court at wimbeldon.

that's all superficial, though. he's a rapper, for gosh sakes. who am i, anyway, to go very far in clowning somebody's appearance. let's talk about his music, not about his meth addict modeling credentials.
this dude's rhymes are a testament to my longstanding belief that one should never outsource one's ghostwriting to the same taiwanese preteens that make one's hot topic handmedown gold foil hoody. the jacket might actually go pretty hard if the phaux fur weren't showing signs of having been down the chimney with santa claus. the music, dawson, the music! i gotta be real about the fact that i watch "what not to wear" on the learning channel i think that gay/girl pair go the fucc "N" apologies for not knowing them names like ah shotta boy what watch dem show right should now.
according to proof poster jay barz, american beam team actually pays for studio time but asks that the engineer give the listener the impression the tracks were recorded with frooty loops and a drinking fountain for the sake of his unique and revolutionary stylistic vision. perhaps this same goofy footed brainwave surf sensibility best explains why he chose to get his hair cut at home depot. real talk this motherfucker is ashier than charlie villanueva bathing in andre rison's fireplace.
homelessness is not inferiority. the same cannot be said for oblivious wackness. do yourself the favor of reading this guy's "about me" section. it looks like he paid an immigrant publicist to write him a bio in their native language so he could flip it through freetranslation.com. abra kadabra, yo!