SPELL "ICUP!"

i don't follow you. i've never heard the word
condense "i" and "cup" into one word! and spell it!
"i..c..u..p?"
if you're shruberban, you might be scrambling fighters to defend your (h)airspace against memories of trying to pull this particular fast one against one of your homiez, some cooty-ridden elementary work project, or the dweeb in yr kinnergartin who was facially disfigured by his attempt to administer fellatio on a sparkplug. don't worry about it, mah manz, it's far too late by now to save yourself from such a-holetry.
the bottom line is that stupid people will most always find old yeller to be pretty funny. with this in mind, i made what i cracked what i think to this day was a cleverly phrased potty joke to a girl who was costumed as a toilet at mah friend's halloween party

i see you recycled your ensemble from the r. kelly video audition!
*uncomfortable smile, endearingly polite as drnk expressions go*

it was www.instantrimshot.com, baby! that's what dick vitale would say.

more importantly, the bottom line is that r. kelly peed on a bitch. that's funny to me. i'm not outraged in the least. mind you, i'm no oinking chauvinist cardholding member of the he-man-woman-haters' club or augusta national golf and country. i do, however, think it's funny and uncharacteristically creative for one of our finest crooners to make it rain the economical way.

speaking of economics, baby! let's talk about how this golden shower might've proven, given better circumstances and timing, a nest of golden eggs. let's talk about that tomorrow 'cause i'm really tired and i want to have a few days of consecutive posting so i don't once again go hermit the frog like so many cam'rons and scooter libbys. i'm anxious to drop some gems on you since this really didn't go anywhere