gay your part 2 - Roq, Hard Place

With the submission of the most prominent of the radical cockboy collectives came the emergence of an inviting power vacuum. As is inevitable in human society, dominant males would emerge to thrust himself into positions of power and bring opposition to his knees (and hands). Worse, even, than provoking childish homoerotic innuendo, this new dictatorial system would prove conducive to abuses that perverted the extreme but mostly reasonable ideals of the Pink Panthers and their peers.
This new breed of queer commandos modeled itself after earlier-established street gangs such as the Bloods and Crips, and as such had significantly less organization and effectiveness than most youth soccer leagues. They had fruitier uniforms, too.
The tenuous nature of the affiliation between sets would lead to crippling breaches of discipline (mostly fashion "don'ts") that sparked a rash of sissy violence in the streets of meatlover meccas throughout the United States. Quickly, the catchers went down and the Purple Mountains Majesty (pictured below) rose to supremacy alongside the rival Closet Kids. The curious fact of the resemblance of these names to generic electroscenester band name formulas is the subject of extensive debate, with scholars disagreeing intensely as to whether most people who listen to techno are fags.
With bitchslappings at an all time high in most states without systems in place for fairly trying and throttling gays, public panic has reached a fever pitch. Efforts to restrain the cootie carriers from harming one another and the communities around them are ongoing, but a peaceful solution remains unlikely. Widespread recruitment efforts have resulted in rapid territorial expansion, with a sucker said to be born every minute. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the garment district, evil once again rears its trendy haircut. I'm not saying you should pepper spray every gay person you see, but they could happen at any moment..










Note the limp-wristed representation of the West Coast, home of
some of America's most populous nuthugger sanctuaries.
Observe also the casual but suggestive lowering of the jeans to
crotch level and inviting fingering of the belt. The way his body
language suggests "I'm just doing this pose as a joke, I'm not
really one of those guys who acts black and dresses all
ridiculouthly with the scandalouthly long tops and all that
jazz" is supergay. Plus only faggots wear purple, am I right?