Gay the Course 1 - Sabers Crossed

Much has been made, babes, of the plight of male homosexuals in the American Generation Y. Dismissed as incomprehensible oddities to be mocked, ignored, and occasionally patted on the head in cases where their abnormality is a selling point, gay guys are in many respects Asian people with fewer myspace friends. Unlike their counterparts in the Far East, however, boys who like boys are content to be nobody's bitch.
Since the 1960s, militant GirlyMan Nationalist movements have accounted for a small but vehemently outspoken minority of the penispal population, with the most loud and flamboyantly noteworthy without question the infamous Pink Panther Party.
Immensely influencial in gay enclaves throughout the United States and Mexico, the PP Party attracted immense government attention and was eventually made to bend by controversially forceful federal penetration. The program, personally orchestrated by the Director of Central Intelligence in conjunction with both the Food and Drug Administration and the office of the President's Secretary of Roman-Catholic Interests and Affairs, was codenamed AIDS and designed to infiltrate and weaken the defense structures of gay organizational bodies.
This rough and tumble approach, however, would prove to have unintended consequences. The absence of protection would harm both parties to the coupling, as society and gay insurgence alike would burn for their unholy vulgarity. big shoutout to bashful jack in the photo at top for being such a cooperative trooper

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