budden system

the most entertaining rapper of the moment, joe budden, just made atlantic/fortknocks/turtleshell artist saigon look a lot more like ho chi minh on this new joint on tap at the drop.

this whole grade d beef situation began when saigon decided a totally innocuous punchline might serve as shock paddles for his faltering buzz. saigon's a cool rapper, until recently the latest in a long line of overrated new yorkers to complain about the state of the radio and then release a single with swizz beatz holding down the liner notes (hi hata!), but he really shouldn't be jockeying for a spot in the sad clown's doo doo diary. joe's a mic chomper.

saigiddy purports to be something of a street scholar, recently released a few heinously ignorant videos best summarized as "ask anybody i know. i never stunt. that shit's corny. i'm a real street dudes. street dudes do no stunting. with all due respect to consistent logic, i'm stunting on you haterz." he issues and retracts a few disses on a few mobb-tied rappers (am i crazy for thinking un pacino is WAY nicer than saigon) before showing off some kodak moments from his days on the pump pageant circuit.

budden claims to be a trained boxer, and saigon created a huge stir a while ago when he punched kiddie pool capo prodigy in a club video blurry enough for a bigfoot cameo before dipping out to fight another day like the carmen san diego quentin. perhaps my favorite part of the second video is when he expounds on the cowardice of some rapper i've never hearda, a trait apparently inherent in grabbing somebody from behind during a club fight when you're behind them. apparently in brooklyn, "real" is a status only achieved through proposal of pistols at dawn.

what's with this dude and drawing dumb videos out of dumb vaginas? just a few days ago, ransom was laughing at his own joke about buddenth failing to join him in ceremonial salute to the space race. iF YU Wuz REaL u wOODuv LownCHD a MAGaZeen of mOOn ROciTs

i'm hugely relieved that at least one of these guys has decided against dickriding the worldstar warmongers and released a scathing diss ditty.

i have an alcohol class tomorrow so i think you'll see part 2 of the sad chad saga or a breakdown of the archetypal new york mixtape mainstay 'cause those guys are really starting to bother me. imbeciles can, in general, suck the identical genitals from the general.