Friday, January 30, 2009

bro hop hero cyclist


asher roth, for those lunatic volunteers loyally stretching taut the trampoline interrupting his trash heap transit, sucks. i'm tired of hearing this dude put one foot in front of the other and make audible measurements in every bar without the spunky authority and professorial panache of his atlien fingercounting forefathers. he does not sound like eminem. eminem is a storybook character. asher roth is the geekling nervously typing the cartoonist manifesto. should i see him in the streets, i shall challenge him to capital trial before gods and men and it will be a jury of the fates that stands beside me in condemnation of his inadequacy. please, go away.

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